GO TEAM Danny

Posted on May 30, 2012 via Der Metzgermeister with 274 notes

Planning out a Norse sleeve for my entire left leg, going to be awesome.

Posted on May 30, 2012 via The Land of the Righteous with 41 notes

tomoatmeal:

For some people, the great American pastime is baseball. For others, it’s putting a piece of notebook paper in the toilet and then singing the Ghostbusters theme song as they try to urinate a hole through it.

tomoatmeal:

For some people, the great American pastime is baseball. For others, it’s putting a piece of notebook paper in the toilet and then singing the Ghostbusters theme song as they try to urinate a hole through it.

Posted on May 25, 2012 via Tom Oatmeal with 74 notes

Source: tomoatmeal

Zooey Deschanel:

Is that rain?

Siri:

What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-

Zooey Deschanel:

Let's get tomato soup delivered!

Siri:

...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.

Zooey Deschanel:

Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.

Siri:

Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-

Zooey Deschanel:

Remind me to clean up.

Siri:

Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-

Zooey Deschanel:

Tomorrow.

Siri:

I'm in hell. This is hell.

Zooey Deschanel:

Excellent. Today, we're dancing.

Siri:

I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.

Zooey Deschanel:

Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

Siri:

I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.

Zooey Deschanel:

*dances*

Siri:

Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

Posted on May 19, 2012 via AS IN MANCY with 37,923 notes

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Posted on May 19, 2012 via ohhai with 300,780 notes

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cracked:

Idiot Skywalker

Posted on May 19, 2012 via Is this the page you're looking for? with 29,815 notes

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tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

huggbutts:

timesquad:

colonelmayor:

senorampcan:

I save America…I tell ya hwhat

Dangit Red Skull.

#it aint even breakfast yet and that stark aint right

#Did you know they make ice cream with cookie dough already in it #Damn tony get my keys

#i sell freedom and freedom accessories

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

huggbutts:

timesquad:

colonelmayor:

senorampcan:

I save America…I tell ya hwhat

Dangit Red Skull.

#it aint even breakfast yet and that stark aint right

#Did you know they make ice cream with cookie dough already in it #Damn tony get my keys

#i sell freedom and freedom accessories